J MARTIN’S BLOG

July 10, 2008

If you want to get gas rebate, visit brothel!!

Filed under: News, Weird — J Martin @ 4:19 pm

Men sure like this one …

A brothel offers gas rebate ($50 worth gas voucher) to anyone who is willing to fork out $300 – which equals to one hour’s worth of services – on the premise.

A delicious way of getting gas voucher, isn’t?

Sadly it offered nowhere in Malaysia.

Click HERE for the story.

Scandalous blog

Filed under: Blogroll, Scandalous — J Martin @ 3:59 pm

A friend forwarded to me a link to a very very scandalous blog.

I bet all the blog’s contents will surface sooner or later on HOT news, which probably may once again shake the nation like Anwar’s second sodomy case (err, not again). Title of the blog, “Hati Seorang Kekasih … Januari 2008″.

Click HERE for the blog.

Warning: Those who have high blood pressure are not advised to view the site due to worry of heart attack. Please, and please view it on your own accord.

Update (spoiler): These pictures will give you a feel …

Wtf????? … I mean, well, it’s their right to do anything they want, but just do it in private, ok? Don’t show it to the public coz it’s really really … ahemm … disturbing. And it’s Malaysia, not a western country.

Good Will Hunting

Filed under: Miscellaneous, Movie, Reviews — J Martin @ 12:18 am

I know it’s an old movie but it’s worth to watch and re-watch again coz it’s very inspiring. In my opinion, it teaches us to appreciate our lives and handle it … And the way people can manipulate our lives also we need to be carefully understand, coz we actually have the power to handle our own lives.

There’s one thing we should remember, we won’t change unless it’s us wanting or willing to do so …

Overwork could kill you

Filed under: News — J Martin @ 12:18 am

Click HERE for the report.

La pene et levélburok … Any idea?

Filed under: Miscellaneous — J Martin @ 12:18 am

La pene … la pene … la pene!!!~~

What is pene? What’s so special about a pene?

Pene can make you happy. It also can make you sad. Some of us have it, some don’t … A pene could be long, could be short, or could be none at all (huh?). Some people are even able to turn their pene into a levélburok (crazy!) …

Do you have a pene?

I do have a pene. And I love it … in such a way it always make me happy. A source of inspiration, a source of creativity. It also fills my time and makes my life better … hahaha … but don’t get me wrong, ok?. I just love my OWN pene, … NOT others’ … There’s nothing wrong loving our own part, right?

Any idea of what is pene? Hint for you, pene could also means inkei or youbutsu, пенис and et cetera …

Sometimes we just need to be ignorant …

Filed under: Miscellaneous — J Martin @ 12:05 am

… to make our life better.

… when small things come to our life and our life becomes miserable due to us unable to get rid of it.

… when people want to make our life miserable.

… to ease our mind.

… when nobody’s telling the truth.

… to keep our pride.

… to keep our blog alive … 

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